Ralph Lauren called. They want you. Bad.
Really? I mean what the hell am I suppose to do when my buddies look like the belong in a j crew catalog. It is sick. Sick I tell you. And horribly unfair.
Arrrrrr. You have to fly your colors.
I think this picture is the embodiment of cool. I also think my friend has a large head. Maybe you have to have a big head in order to be cool...?
You can't really tell but the guys on the left's tongue is sticking out...
Quick. Look like you know what you are doing!
This is what people from Texas do... We are ridiculous.